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Joffrey's Finest Moment by Sir-Heartsalot Joffrey's Finest Moment by Sir-Heartsalot
grrm's asoiaf

This was a really fun commission. Depicting the awesome moment when not only does Joffrey get poop thrown onto his face, adjacent to his nose and eyes and oh so pouty lips, but he gets kicked in the face by everybody's favorite Joffrey hitter, Tyrion Lannister. Clearly the worst thing ever to happen during that King Bread riot. Tyrek, Lollys, delicious High Septon? Don't say anything.

Now, there are several things wrong with this picture. One, it has a background and that is not my strong point. So. There's that. Second, the Hound was not actually present at this as he was defending Sansa's maidenhead like it was going out of style. However I already drew him pulling Tyrion off before I realized it was some other dude and I was just putting the finishing touches on the drool and I was like...ah whatever. So anybody seeing this do not let it overlap your memory of the actual book events. Let's keep it turbo-nerd here.

Speaking of turbo-nerding, can somebody tell me who pulls Tyrion off of Joffrey?
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:iconiskygirl:
iskygirl Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014
it's sandor!!!!!! Yay!!!!
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ubermagen Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Its ok I fucking love the hound
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:iconiactuallyshitrainbow:
"...defending Sansa's maidenhead like it was going out of style."
Yep, I definitely like you.
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Sir-Heartsalot Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2014
An artist who is understood in his own time is truly a beautiful thing.
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lunaruno Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
it not a bad background it very good I like it
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Roskbalkir Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ahh...nothing soothes my soul like seeing Joffrey having the snot beaten out of him.
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Cinder-Chandrian Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Both Joffrey and Hound are spitting saliwa. But from different reasons ;p
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scrumpleberry Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013
haha your tyrion is gorgeouss
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Sir-Heartsalot Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013
He should be uglier!
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:iconscrumpleberry:
scrumpleberry Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013
nah i feel like this is a good level of uglies tbh
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Sir-Heartsalot Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013
I would like to illustrate his hunchiness and his like, weird Tyrion wobble.
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scrumpleberry Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013
well u should then

do you hate all of my new asoiaf art or what sigh what am i fucking doing wrong to merit such silence from everyone with whom i thought i had mutual respect and love get into my gallery and fucking brutalise it you coward
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Sir-Heartsalot Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013
LAWL. I'm sorry haha I have been lax. I am working on a BIG project but I should take the time to spit on you. Expect it soon.
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scrumpleberry Featured By Owner Apr 23, 2013
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT XOXOXO
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greatcinalone23 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2013
Tyrion Lannister, the Kingbeater.
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jadedatmidnight Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013
Before I clicked on this one and saw the description, I thought this might be a rendition of the battle between the Viper and the Mountain (not that Joffrey was involved)...hated how that ended in the book. I like how you keep to the ghoulish characteristics of Tyrion rather than going "pretty-boy" from the show even if Dinklage is a badass.
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Sir-Heartsalot Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013
I don't "do" pretty-boys. I also don't do show depictions. Book > show, hands down. Thanks! I like representing the characters in all their ugliness.
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jadedatmidnight Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013
I agree, the books are WAY better than the show, but it's cool that they are doing it. Do you have anything on the Red Wedding?
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:iconsir-heartsalot:
Sir-Heartsalot Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013
Nope. Never quite got around to that grisly scene. It's spoilerific enough already!
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jadedatmidnight Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013
What about Jon's heritage...? He's my favorite Northman...wasn't a big fan of the "et tu brute" ending of the last.
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Grueler Featured By Owner May 11, 2013
Something I noticed-whenever Martin kills a major character, he almost always confirms the death from another POV perspective by the end of the book. If Jon was truly dead, I think there would've been a Melisandre chapter afterwards confirming it.
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Sir-Heartsalot Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013
No? I loved that haha. But I'm kind of a sucker for that particular historical event.
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jadedatmidnight Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013
Oh, don't get me wrong. I loved how he portrayed the scene, but as a fan of Jon...come on.
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Sir-Heartsalot Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2013
He'll be fine. I'm certain of it.
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HollowCake Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013
Haha awesome
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ditaikasari Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
lol! i love it! i love when the imp hit joffrey right on his face :p
anybody read the novel?
been waiting for the 3rd season :3
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Sir-Heartsalot Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2012
O_O
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ditaikasari Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2012
u didn't? he'll be dead there :D
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chalicotherium Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Sandor's a Timelord, and he went to rescue Companion Sansa, then hopped in the Tardis so he could also witness Joff getting his butt kicked by a man 3 feet tall.
I love your art style... :D
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Sir-Heartsalot Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2012
I don't know what a Timelord is but I like to think the Hound can be badass in two places at once. Thank you!
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chalicotherium Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh... it's a Dr. Who thing. One of those guys who travels through time. The Doctor's the last Timelord, and spends a lot of his time angsting about it. That, and fezzes. He angsts about fezzes.

Going back and looking at this picture again, it DOES look like the Hound is helping Tyrion by lifting him to perfect kick-height. This picture is golden in all ways.
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eeza Featured By Owner Sep 2, 2012
How nice to see Sandor lift Tyrion to just the rigth height for him to kick Joffrey in the face :XD:
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lunatykpandora Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Professional General Artist
I really can't read the books anymore without imagining the characters as you've drawn them. So ugly, and thus so amazing! It's because of this that I giggle inappropriately each time I read about Rorge and Biter committing atrocities, not that it's actually funny (well, it *can* be with Biter)...
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Sir-Heartsalot Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012
Rorge and Biter RULE! Thank you! I am always worried that people will be too influenced in their mind by what I've drawn, but I know that is unavoidable so, enjoy!
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Ramsay-Bolton Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Haha, Joff's face - megha win.
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kethryn Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2012  Hobbyist
HaW! There can never be too much Tyrion smackin' Joff. :D
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GoldKitty Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2012  Student General Artist
Haha this is amazing.
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Replicaa Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
God, this makes me wish there was an ASOIAF animated series in this style. It'd be horrifying and hilarious all at once. Good job, ser.
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Sir-Heartsalot Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2012
Thanks!
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scrumpleberry Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012
Delicious.
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ericajo Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012  Student General Artist
Look at these hands! I do believe we're dealing with a hand expert here!
Joey, this is adorable.
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dannytink Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I didn't think it was possible, but you've managed to make me love physical assault on Joffrey even more. Man, I have to get back to AFFC...
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Sir-Heartsalot Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012
Physical assault rules!
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dannytink Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hooray for violence against 13-year-old emotionally disturbed and probably mentally deficient children!
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DeadPegasus Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012
By the way, it was Ser Mandon Moore who pulled The Little Shit off of the little shit.
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Sir-Heartsalot Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012
Ah Ser Mandon Moore, damn I missed a good opportunity to draw him then! I'll do a special one now.
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DeadPegasus Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012
Goddamn, that was worth the wait.
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Sir-Heartsalot Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012
Thanks for being patient! Sorry it took so long.
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El-Cadejos Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012  Professional Interface Designer
King Bread! haha one of the most epic scenes, clearly represented here
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Sir-Heartsalot Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2012
Thanks!
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