Don't worry, still fanart people. Won't get any original content from me!
This is from Joe Abercrombie's, First Law trilogy. It's an interesting read, full of very charismatic characters and plenty of....things that happen to them. The standout character is Inquisitor Sand dan Glokta, a sort of spooky torturer who used to be the hot carl but was tortured himself so he eats a lot of oatmeal and poops his bed. He has two guys who assist him called "Practicals", Frost and Severard. Two of the biggest idiots to ever breath oxygen, I don't think I can ever really tell you just how stupid these two are. Seriously. I mean I know there's tests for functioning intelligence but I don't think either of them could read it. It'd have to be a test like they give chimps with blocks and like stacking boxes to get bananas. But chances are they would stack the bananas and eat the boxes. I'm saying they're dumb, is my point here.
p.s. there's a reference here...an unexpected one.
(I wish I could say "you deserve a point," but I do not have any)