"Is your sword sharp Jon Snow?"
"I mean...really sharp? I mean I know it's Valryian steel and everything but like, how sharp is it? Like, one of those Ronco knives that cut through tin cans and shoes and stuff?"
"I'm just asking cuz like, you need to keep your sword sharp. Seriously. I'm being super cereal. Keep it sharp."
"It's just that I never see you sharpen it. I would stop asking if I saw you sharpening it sometime. That's all I'm saying."
".....Oh what? Oh uhh yeah no I wasn't sharpening your sword I was just um...cleaning it. Yeah that's the ticket. With a whetstone."
"Is your sword sharp Jon Snow?